Sunday, February 26, 2012

Why is my conservative friend so dumb?

We were arguing liberal and conservative principles with each other. Then, we were watching the news and he didn't know so many things.



He didn't know Iowa was a state.

He thinks Obama was a Nazi.

He thinks that Obama is a secert muslim, who is ready to turn us into an Islamic Country.

He thinks North Korea will invade us at any moment.

He never heard about Ron Paul.

He thinks Obama is an atheist even though he believes he is a muslim.

He has never heard of Canada.

He thinks Texas is a liberal state/Rick perry is a liberal.

Also, he randomly calls himself as Mr. American.

He orders a lot of pizza even though he can save money from coupons.

He watches a lot of Fox News, which I tend to laugh at him.



Is he dumb? Cuz I laugh with him most of the time. xDWhy is my conservative friend so dumb?
WOW look at all the posts from other conservatives, and you wonder why your friend is dumb. Being a conservative is the first sign of stupidity. Please get some smart friends before some of that conservative infection rots your brain too!
You should find a new Conservative friend to debate with. Most aren't that stupid.
FYI: If this site is your only example of Conservative opinions, you'll probably disagree with me.


@freedom: Actually no, its not possible to be both an Atheist and a Muslim.Why is my conservative friend so dumb?
first we must endeavor to define all the variables in your assumption...conservatism,being descriptive,we also should relate the concept of comradeship,and intellectual diversity,not only ones internal beliefs but outside influences as well...only then can we assert that anyone who uses the word "CUZ",is a Hydro cephalic mono-chromatic bugger-er of lil boys...
That's interesting because I have a Lib friend that is exactly the same. Well except for the Fox news. He watches MSDNC a lot!Why is my conservative friend so dumb?
I think you're being facetious, but if you're serious your friend must be brain damaged.
So let me get this straight, he's a conservative moron and you're a liberal douche. This sounds like a south park episode to me:( I'm just going to take my two points and leave.
Your known buy the company you keep, even when you post a lie.
Isn't it past your bed time or go to bed and sleep it off...
Maybe he's been hanging around you too long.
I question the existence of your friend...
hey man all them thangs are right its possible fer him to be an atheist muslim

sounds like yer the stupid one cause yer a lib and libs are dumb

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