What kind of religious "coupons" would entertainment books have in them?

You know the ones, you buy them for $20 and then you use maybe one of them on a group outing to Godfather's Pizza so you can get three larges for the price of two.What kind of religious "coupons" would entertainment books have in them?
buy one circumcision, get one half off.
Buy one ticket to Heaven, get one FREE!



*Not redeemable for Atheists, pedophiles, Jews, Muslims, or anyone else who sins, or works on the Sabbath.What kind of religious "coupons" would entertainment books have in them?
Would they only apply at Catholic Churches?



Special! Dec 25th only! Get 2 grandparents out of purgatory for the price of one!!!



Wanted: Professional sin eater for wealthy patron. Must have clean teeth and good breath. Apply at big castle on the hill.
Sweepstakes for Free Thithing, for a whole year!What kind of religious "coupons" would entertainment books have in them?
Get out of Hell free!
Package deals to the Creation Museum, 30% off hair shirts, BOGOs on chachkes...=0)
God doesn't give 2 for 1 deals. Every one will be judged according to their own words, deeds, and heart.
Someone mentioned fornication coupons. Anyone want to share a few of those with me? ;)
Get out of Hell free card - wait that would be monopoly, the celestial kingdom version.
Action figures for the Bible. (Batteries sold seperately)
The Catholic Church had these, they we called indulgences. They were a great revenue producer.



You could have one "take the Lord's name in vain free" coupon or a "fornication" coupon. You know, just line up the sins and write a bunch of forgiveness coupons.