What is a good way to smuggle your rottweiler into the Pizza Hut?

say he really likes the pan, veggie lover's pizza and you have a couponWhat is a good way to smuggle your rottweiler into the Pizza Hut?
Disguise him as an old man in a wheelchair with a blanket...
Dress him up in khakis, a white shirt, sunglasses and a cap. They won't even know, trust meWhat is a good way to smuggle your rottweiler into the Pizza Hut?
dress him/her up as grandma

or just get the pizza to go
dress it as a kidWhat is a good way to smuggle your rottweiler into the Pizza Hut?
pack him like you'd hide a prison shank.
See if you can get a hold of an orange vest for the dog. The put on a pair of sunglasses and pretend to be blind. Maybe you can pass him off as a seeing eye dog.
In small round slices..........sorry!
Pretend he is a seeing eye dog. Wear dark sunglasses and have him lead you in.

This can be lots of fun. You can grab people in inappropriate places and pretend you didn't know because you're blind.
Best to smuggle your Rottweiler in a pizza box, no one will ever notice.
If you walked into a naked Pizza Hut dressed as your naked Avitar, no one would notice your naked rotweiler..............And that's the naked truth.
put some make up on her and maybe they won't notice.

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Put a fanny pack on him (keep cash inside for a more realistic effect) and a sign around his neck that says Service Dog In Training. (that can be made on your home computer) It will work, I promise.
A vegetarian Rottie?? Oh boy I'll bet he's a terrific watch dog. But they'd never believe it, omg a veg? He's a Rottie fergawdsake just put a spiked collar on him and a thick lead rope and barge on in, ain't nobody gonna argue with him!
Pretend you are deaf....

He could be your "Hearing" Guide Dog....



Peace.
pass him off as a platypus, they'll let him in